What is kale?
“Seafood. Sea... uh… no it’s not. It’s a bitter lettuce/cabbage-like vegetable. Kelp is what I was thinking about, right?"
Do you like Sriracha?
“Never heard of it." [It’s a hot sauce.] “I don’t like any hot sauce.”
Can you have your cake and eat it too?
“Of course you can. I guess it would be a cake you buy in a store, then you go back the next day and get some more.”
Remember the Atkins Diet?
What is the key to a perfect burger?
"Freshness, the proper proportion of, uh, leanness or fat to meat. Always grilled, never fried, and not overdone, like I cooked them yesterday. Sorry about that.”