Since it'll be kind of tough to not have ice cream hit the roof of your mouth when you're eating it, the only way to avoid ice cream headaches is to eat that pint of Cherry Garcia slower. And to that we say, good luck, America.
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Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist, and eats his ice cream slowly. Follow him to good advice at: @LeeBreslouer.