Leaving work to smoke weed on the couch and drink a beer is a fireable offense at most jobs, unless your full-time gig is "bass player in a jam band". Or if you own an ice cream shop in Denver.
The owner of small-batch scoop shop Ice Cream Riot decided it was quitting time one day last week when monsoon-like storms were pummeling the Mile High City. He left a note on the shop's door to let his regulars know he bailed because he had to be on his "couch taking bong rips" before heading off to a notorious Denver dive bar to "drink beer with hippies". Check the full note below: