September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day, and what better way to celebrate than with free Krispy Kreme doughnuts, the official snack of choice for people with one wooden leg the world over? Participating Krispy locations are offering a free glazed doughnut to customers who come in and greet them with a hearty "Ahoy, landlubber!" or, "Yo ho ho!", or anything else that you heard someone say at the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland when you were six. But that's not all, matey! If you wear any three of eight designated costume pieces like pirate hats, bandanas, or eye-patches, you will get one DOZEN FREE original glazed doughnuts. Just be careful or it'll all go straight to your booty. And for that, we shall walk the plank.