“Do you want fries with that?” is one of the easiest questions of all time, but you turn it into a Mensa-level paradox. Have some self-respect! Ordering a burger without fries spits in the face of American culinary tradition, but you've left me no choice.
Don't bother writing back, which shouldn't be difficult because you're inconsiderate. Also because you're French fries.
Guy Who Is About to Be Banned From In-N-Out
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Dan Gentile is a staff writer at Thrillist. If you're ever in Austin, he suggests that you try the fries at P. Terry's. Follow him to lots of angry In-N-Out fans at @Dannosphere.