Skipping over a bunch of pencils and a set of those weird plastic Kanye glasses, Sam doubled down and scored a handheld, foam rocket launcher AND a whistle. Sam's father was extremely excited about these choices all the way home.
"OK, so the pizza is nowhere near as delicious as I remember, and there's no ball pit. But there are a ton of good looking (and exhausted looking) single moms, beer, and skee-ball. I'd totally go back."
"I didn't get pizza. I don't want to wash my hands. Can we go back tomorrow?"
Andy Kryza is Thrillist's national eat/drink senior editor, and has proudly lived vegetable-free since 2001. Follow his adventures/slow decline via Twitter at @apkryza.