I lined up and placed my order, which was priced at 129 pesos, or $2.90 USD. It comes with a cup of coleslaw and a small soft drink. I received the Double Down Dog in a small rectangular box. It looked way smaller than I expected. Written on the box, a notice: "Warning: Outrageously delicious. Consume immediately!" Maybe I was too quick to judge. Maybe it was just a David in size but a Goliath in flavor. Maybe it was worth the hype.
Since I like being told what to do by the writing on cardboard boxes, I quickly unwrapped the meal with the strong intent to eat it, but... what sat before me was the saddest-looking chicken sandwich I’ve ever laid eyes on. As soon as it's out of its box, the "bun" of the Double Down Dog lays flat -- it doesn't even wrap the dog anymore! The little cheese dog looked lonely on top of the fillet. It’s also covered with suspiciously named “Colonel’s sauce” -- a mixture of mayo, mustard, and relish -- making it as unappetizing as, well, a sausage covered in, eh, “Colonel’s sauce.”