All those Ellio's burgers, chocolate burgers, and Ellio's-and-chocolate burgers have been preparing you for this: the Lethargy Burger. Named for the Rochester metal band, Chicago's Kuma's Too starts the beast with a 10oz beef patty, then piles it high with fried bacon, mustard-braised turkey breast, spicy ricotta cheese, and oatmeal stout-battered crimini mushrooms. It's the current burger of the month at Kuma's, leaving you with exactly 10 days to claim it before reverting back to another music-themed permanent menu option. Sadly, the Vitamin C Graduation Burger with mandarin oranges and extra cheese is not one of those options.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.