Ah, chard. No, I didn’t just sneeze. As good as chard is for you, its public persona is toxically intolerable. A couple of facts you need to know about chard: 1) it was bred to the peak of healthiness by Mediterraneans, people who almost make us ashamed of our burger-rich diet; 2) it comes in a variety of bright, saturated colors, only one of which is present on the American flag; 3) one of its aliases is “perpetual spinach"; 4) if you eat it, someone will invariably ask you why you're doing that.
Sure, chard is nutritious. So is some dirt, probably. Stop throwing your weight around, chard -- you're making everyone else look bad.