Jump for Jelly Beans Day (July 31st)
That's way too much physical activity for something that's dropped to $0.25 since Easter.
Grab Some Nuts Day (August 3rd)
Still better than "Caress A Taint Day".
More Herbs, Less Salt Day (August 29th)
Yeah, people should be naming their kids Herb more!
Snack a Pickle Time (September 13th)
Listen, any time can be pickle time if you try hard and believe in yourself. Don't let the man tell you what to do.
National Chocolate-Covered Insects Day (October 14th)
Coat it in the fanciest cocoa you have -- you're still a grown adult eating a bug.