That's right, to celebrate the return of the pretzel-crust sodium pile, Little Caesars is introducing a spin-off item: Cheese-N-Pretzel Dippers, which are... exactly what they sound like. You'll get 16 pieces of soft, buttery pretzel bites alongside warm, creamy cheddar cheese dip, for $3.49.
The Soft Pretzel Crust Pepperoni Pizza, which (obviously) has a soft pretzel crust, is topped with creamy cheddar cheese sauce, a 100% real cheese blend, pepperoni, and a four-cheese blend of Asiago, Fontina, Parmesan, and white cheddar cheese, and goes for $7.
It goes to show, if you love something, set it free. Then harass a company via social media enough and you'll get everything you ever wanted and then some.
Lucy Meilus is a staff writer for Thrillist and enjoys all things dipped in cheese. Follow her on Twitter at @Lucymeilus and send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.