Coming up: Matt Lauer lays down some "Are you a racist?" realness in the Paula apology tour.
PAULA AND JIMMY CARTER ARE FRIENDS. WHAT IS THIS?!
Gordon Elliott breaks down the Matt Lauer interview with some highly impressive Fosse hands.
Bubbles is back. Thank God.
Noooo, Bubbles is crying. Don't cry, Bubbles! Where are those deadbeat sisters of hers, Buttercup and Blossom?
Anthony Bourdain: "She will always have an audience. I won't be in it, but she will always have one." Oh Tony, you zing king.
America's poet laureate, Jamie Deen, closes things out with a convoluted quote about how Paula will be cooking until she goes to heaven, and when she goes to heaven, it'll taste better. God bless America. Peace and butter. Elizabethtown. The end.