Fact: the best breakfast sandwiches don't wake you up so much as put you into a coma. But most breakfast sandwiches have nothing on this carb-laden gut bomb from Philly food truck Mac Mart, which is the breakfast equivalent of NyQuil. It's got hash brown buns, bacon, a massive smear of their homemade Pam Pam's Bam Bam Bangin Buttermilk Ranch, and mac 'n cheese where the eggs usually go. All we know is that it'll be sold "soon", so in the meantime, you'll have to settle for boring ostrich egg sandwiches. Our deepest condolences.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. She was going to spend her weekend in Philly visiting friends, but now she plans to harass Mac Mart 24/7. Follow her stakeout at @kristin_hunt.
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