Looking for just the right dessert to enjoy as you Saran wrap the sh*t out of that escaped ax murderer on your table? You're in luck, because Magnolia Bakery just rolled out some incredibly creepy cupcakes in honor of the Dexter season eight premiere.
To make these Showtime-sanctioned treats, Magnolia took your standard red velvet cupcake, smothered it with vanilla cream frosting, and then added red caramel "blood" and fake sugar "glass" for murder-y flavor. At $4 a pop, they're on sale at Magnolia locations in NY, Chicago, and LA until June 30, when Dexter returns. As you can see, the man himself is already teeming with excitement: