Shaking and sweating in a cow costume doesn't sound like an ideal Thursday afternoon -- unless you're the mysterious sprite who plays Manchas, the merriest fake cow in all of Mexico. Manchas is the mascot for the Mexican dairy company Alpura, and he's developed quite the reputation for his freakin' sweet dance moves. Watch him overtake a grocery store with the zeal and grace of Pee-wee Herman in the video above, before quietly wondering if you should pursue a career in mascotry.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has a family dance move known as the "cresting wave" that she keeps in her back pocket. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.