Feed the family you 100% already have
"By the time you're 30, you should know how to cook a whole Thanksgiving dinner, every element, even if you need some help. You're going to have some family, so you're going to need to like, learn how to cook for them. Turkey, mashed potatoes, apple pie, and green beans, oh, and stuffing -- those are just the basics. You can go off from there, but like, you need to learn those. And also gravy -- do not forget the gravy."
Cook pasta lest you're a complete failure
"Pasta is definitely on there… even if it's store-bought."
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