8. Yogurt parfait
I know it might violate fast-food sacrosanct to include anything with the word "parfait" in the top 10, but this, even more so than the oatmeal, was a jarring surprise for me. Again, I don't even like yogurt. But if that's your thing for breakfast, and you are always super late like I am, grabbing this yogurt parfait full of somehow-not-terrible fruit is a big win. The yogurt itself is pseudo-vanilla, and comes with a lil' pack of McGranola to scatter as you wish.
7. Big Breakfast
It's egg, sausage, hash browns, and a golden-brown, flaky biscuit. It's Walt Jr.'s wet dream made into a juicy reality.