"It was a party in my mouth where everyone was invited, everyone was naked, and the only condition for attendance was getting into a huge fuck-pile. I didn't know if I was eating a heavy breakfast, a light dinner, or every meal at once. After everything, I didn't feel wonderful, but that's probably because I had a full McGriddle right after sampling the Big MacGriddle. God, I'm a monster."
Would he do it again if given the opportunity?
"Yeah, but I'm kinda known for making bad decisions."