Oreo taught us long ago that you should always aspire for more Stuf. So rather than limit themselves to the confines of Double or even Mega Stuf cookies, the A.V. Club staff decided to crack a bunch of Oreos open and build their own custom cookie towers.
After collecting samples of each possible Oreo size -- Mini, original, Double Stuf, Mega Stuf -- the team extracted the frosting of 10 cookies from each category. Then they jammed the 10-layer stuffing back under the appropriate cookies. Then they made one of their own attempt to devour the "Mega Mega Stuf Oreo". It wasn't pretty, but it was patriotic as hell. Head over to the site to see the feat of strength unfold.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and hopes Nabisco takes notice. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.
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