21. Rarely does dirty food give you the clap.
22. That three-way with Ben and Jerry was definitely no strings attached.
23. You don't have to shower after tacos. I mean, hopefully.
24. Sriracha is cheaper than lube.
25. Your boss will actually encourage you to eat at your desk.
26. Cookbooks on your coffee table won't creep people out.
27. You can stop mid-eating to answer a text.
28. You are never stuck eating the same thing for the rest of your life.
29. You don't have to wait till your cheese turns 18 (or 16 in Alabama) to eat it.
30. Breakfast burritos don't make you wait three dates to get inside your mouth.