Never been a fan of standard snackfare like queso or jalapeño bacon crab dip? And a follow-up: why can't you accept joy into your life? Regardless, here's an amazing alternative: mint chocolate chip cookie-dough dip. Giving everyone an airtight excuse to eat a tube of raw cookie dough, saintly Redditor morganeisenberg shared this glorious creation with the masses, along with the super-simple recipe. She recommends serving with frosting-less Oreos, graham crackers, or even brownie bites for scooping -- or, if we're being realistic, high-intensity drilling.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. She just pictured dipping a brownie bite into this stuff and now her brain is crying. Follow her to dessert-related traumas at @kristin_hunt.