Food & Drink

Watch a tiny woman out-eat Joey Chestnut like it's nothing

We'll always respect him for eating all those hot dogs (and those "brains") but Joey Chestnut just got his hide handed to him by a mom of four. Molly Schuyler, who previously proved her skills by polishing off a porterhouse in under three minutes, set a new restaurant record when she devoured a 72oz steak in less than five minutes at The Big Texan Steak Ranch -- and then ate another one in just under 10 minutes, in the competitive eating version of a mic drop.

The Big Texan Steak Ranch offers a free meal to anyone who can eat their 72oz steak in one sitting in under an hour, and the set-up has attracted more and more competitive eaters in recent years. Back in 2008, Chestnut broke the long-standing record set by a former Cincinnati Reds pitcher by completing the restaurant's challenge in 8:52. But that's downright sad next to Schuyler's time, so Joey had best up his daily beef reps.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and will leave timed steak eating to the pros. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.