1. Country-fried Pork Bowl
The Albert (Atlanta, GA)
Approximate calorie count: 1,320
Get a little bit of that smoky bacon jam on top, scoop some silky yolk up with a slice of country-fried pork cutlet, and top with a cheesy dab of grits, and you've successfully eaten a large portion of the Southern diet all in one bite. Mom would be so proud.
Pace yourself: the rest of the menu is just as loaded...
Liz Childers is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's national food and drink team, and would like one of each of the above, please. To split with her Mom, of course. Follow her to deep-fried Mother's Day salutations at @lizchilders1.