Even though they're Canadians, the Epic Meal Time team graciously put together this 1ft-tall, 18in-wide monster in tribute to 'Merica for the 4th of July. It mashed together everything from ribs to a deep-dish pizza, and made the Statue of Liberty shed a single, rusty tear.
And if you need even more burger recommendations, you should check out our list of the 33 best ones in the country.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and doesn't know which of these she wants to eat first. Follow her to indecision at @kristin_hunt.