"'This is going to cost you more than it would to buy three footlongs.'
"'That's fine. Everything on one sub, please.'
"'It's going to cost over £30, mate, are you sure?'
"'Yeah, everything on the one.'
"And then there was the actual making it, which was 10 minutes of me going:
"Are you sure you want the normal chicken as well as the teriyaki chicken?'
"'Yes, more chicken.'
"'Are you sure you want the tuna on top of these meatballs?'
"By the time I got to the veggies, I was basically piling it all on top of a sandwich which was never going to close.
"'No, more pickles than that.'
"'Yes, sir, if you say so.'
"And then we got to the sauces and he said, 'Just cover it in mayo.'
"'Are you sure? You've already got teriyaki and marinara in there.'
"'Yeah, just cover it in mayo.'
"At this point, I just did what I was told. I had to wrap the thing like it was a burrito and give him a fork from the salad bowls. He didn't complain about the £35 price either; he just paid on his card and left.