5. No stealing people’s lunches, snacks, or fancy coconut waters
You are not Janet, and you know it. Go around the corner to the deli like a decent person.
6. On the flip side, milk, spreads, and condiments are fair game
Unless Janet also marked the 1% as hers -- in which case, Janet is a tyrant -- you can grab that stuff without a second thought.
7. If you drained the coffee pot, you’re filling it back up
Where were you raised, a barn? Or worse, a barn without coffee?