Now, this is already enough calories to feed (and potentially kill) a family of four. But once you soak your bacon in 13,000g of duck grease, there's really no room for modesty. So here's how the full list of ingredients for this hedonistic lasagna rounded out:
- 100lbs of pork
- 120 packs of bacon
- 13.7k grams of duck fat
- 16 bottles of tomato cream sauce
- 15 bricks of lard
- 10 cartons of cream
- Five bricks of butter
- Eight wheels of Brie cheese
- 10 bags of mozzarella
Eating the recommended average of 2,700 calories a day, this sucker would last 370 days, which is MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR.
So yeah, my plans for 2017 are pretty much set. See you on the other side. Please bring Tums.