Forget Swedish crayfish parties -- the best food parties involve copious cookies, and one mystery Internet hero put together one for the books. Snapped by lucky party guest and redditor JiveMonkey, this Oreo party contained over 20 varieties, including (but not limited to) Birthday Cake Oreos, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Oreos, Banana Split Oreos, and even an enigmatic foreign flavor labeled "Soft Cookies". You should follow this party planner's lead with your own bash, once you've come to terms with your impending diabetes.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and hopes there were actual root beer floats to pair with the Root Beer Float Oreos. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.