This is definitely his bedroom
He's definitely never touched a woman.
Nobody deepthroats PB&Js like this
Kobayashi blushes at this guy's sandwich technique. Shit, even the bear from "Man vs. Beast" would blush. Then he'd eat more hot dogs.
How did he not realize he was out of milk?
If you've ever had a roommate, you know what a milk carton containing half a gulp feels like. It's the only state roommates leave milk cartons in. And at some point, this milk carton moved from the fridge to the table, and dumbass should have felt it. Then again, that's like no. 1,327 on the list of shit that's weird about this guy's situation.
Despite its flaws, this remains one of the best ads ever
Granted, that's according to a USA Today poll taken in 2002, and people only read USA Today in airports and dentist's offices. For all that seems bizarre now that I'm 30, this memorable spot spawned countless permutations, to the point you couldn't pick up a magazine in the late 90s and early 00s without encountering some moderately famous person with a milk mustache. Chris Chandler had one. Sadly, Bobby Hebert didn't. But the gag went on for 15 years, and the Google image results are hilarious. Dennis Rodman... A-Rod in baggy jeans... Tina Wesson (who?)... talk about beating an idea into the ground. And that's before anyone even mentioned Chris Brown.