In other words, self-hating health freaks should check their fridge for the funky "bacon." For specifics on the products affected by the recall, check out the USDA's list.
Oscar Mayer apologized in a post on Facebook:
Kraft Heinz is voluntarily withdrawing select code dates of Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon due to the possibility that some...
Posted by Oscar Mayer on Tuesday, August 25, 2015
On the bright side, fewer people will be eating turkey bacon. Somewhere, Ron Swanson's mustache is smiling.
Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and is disappointed every time he eats turkey bacon, but at least he hasn't gotten sick from it. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.