The most important decision you make at Panera comes at the end of your order, when you're presented with a choice of three sides: apple, chips, or baguette. While people pretending to be healthy pick the apple and people with a salt dependency pick the chips, anyone there for the full carbs experience always chooses baguette. But Panera has sneakily been replacing the beloved bread with a "soft dinner roll" side, and no one is having it.
Outraged Twitter laureates have been shouting about the switch over the last few days. It's not clear if everyone has been hit with the dinner rolls yet, but the change has been attracting passionate haters across the social media board: