But if you really want to go to this Georgian place, and you're not sure that little Jean-Luc will like khachapuri adjaruli BECAUSE HE IS AN UNCULTURED MONSTER, come prepared with some dinner for the child. Restaurants give a shit about corkage, but their generally pretty chill if your child is eating contraband blended-up carrots and apples.
6. Build in layers of placating foods/objects
Much like the DEFCON system used by the United States military, we also have an alert state set up for all public events with our kid. For me, each level is there to buy you extra time before a final breakdown. Ours generally involves a couple of books, one to three smaller stuffed animals, milk, water, a couple of food pouches, Cheerios, and cheddar Goldfish, for when shit is really out of hand.