Paula Deen continues to ride her giant stick of butter all the way to the bank with a new line of -- well crap, guess we should've seen that one coming -- butter.
Starting today, you can choose from five Paula Deen butter varieties on sale at Wal-Marts nationwide: garden herb, lemon dill, southern grill, sweet citrus zest, and -- suck it, 1930s American isolationist governments! -- European style. We could try to break these flavors down ourselves, but really, no one says it better than Paula herself. In her own carefully chosen words (via her website):