Apparently, working for the X-Men doesn't pay well. How else do you explain the presence of a busboy with the speed and agility of Quicksilver working at Red Robin? Apparently, those goggles and silver moon boots are too pricey for a normal mutant's budget.
This video of a crazy-fast Red Robin dude surfaced earlier in the week, prompting admirers and skeptics across the board. As unbelievable as it may be, there's actually an Internet trail on this guy. His name is Mian, he works in Pensacola, and people have been sneakily filming his feats for a few years. We'll leave it up to you to decide whether it's real or an elaborate con by Red Robin diehards. If it is real, Days of Future Past could have saved a lot of money on special effects and maybe donated that scrilla to mutants in need.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist and would love to grab Red Robin burgers with Professor X. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.