Tired of BORING old jack-o'-lanterns? Sick of the same old soggy pumpkins decaying on your front porch? Do you think Billy Corgan should be smashing tropical fruits in lieu of orange cucurbitaceae? Have you been reading this entire paragraph in an overemphatic, "As Seen on TV" announcer-person voice?
Then maybe carving a pineapple this Halloween is what you need to take your spooktastic Halloween to the next (increasingly spooktastic) level! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Well... actually, there's not. Except for more pictures of these pineapple jack-o'-lanterns.