Tired of BORING old jack-o'-lanterns? Sick of the same old soggy pumpkins decaying on your front porch? Do you think Billy Corgan should be smashing tropical fruits in lieu of orange Cucurbitaceae?
Well, then maybe try carving a pineapple this Halloween. C'mon, man -- everyone is doing it.
Some are goofy
Like this goofy guy. He's just plain silly.
Some are kind of depressed
This election cycle is really having an effect on everyone, even decomposing fruit.
There's a whole lineup of 'em right here
Which one is Keyser Soze?!
They are taking over some people's lives
They are more pineapple-lantern than man/woman at this point...
And some people really love them
Like this guy. I'm pretty sure this is permanent.
Here's how you make one, kids
Have fun! But not too much fun. This is Halloween, not Earth Day.
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