Pizza Delivery Drivers' Unbelievable True Stories

Pizza delivery guys (and gals) never know what they'll see when jumping in their car at the beginning of a shift -- will it be a huge tip from a benevolent millionaire, a customer who demands to kiss them, or a kid whose brain is exploding? Our nation's finest delivery folks have stories to tell, and many of them head to Reddit's endlessly entertaining /r/TalesFromThePizzaGuy. We've compiled some of the best stories they've ever told, most of which will make you glad you have a job that doesn't require you to deliver pizza.

Nudity is free, and there's a tip, too

Fake cash, real sadness

That old, weird, half-naked guy looks familiar

The pizza guy finally gets his revenge!

Free pizza is a crime

Sometimes the pizza delivery girl is just a pizza delivery girl

In which the brain of a young child is forever changed

Talk about a bunch of working stiffs

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These guys deliver in rain, shine, sleet, snow, and blood

I'm not about to cry, you're about to cry

It's a shame orthodontists don't deliver

I only eat at pizza places with a greenhouse in the back

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Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist, and is appreciative for the existence of pizza deliverypeople. Follow him to hot pizza: @LeeBreslouer.