Pizza Delivery Drivers' Unbelievable True Stories
Pizza delivery guys (and gals) never know what they'll see when jumping in their car at the beginning of a shift -- will it be a huge tip from a benevolent millionaire, a customer who demands to kiss them, or a kid whose brain is exploding? Our nation's finest delivery folks have stories to tell, and many of them head to Reddit's endlessly entertaining /r/TalesFromThePizzaGuy. We've compiled some of the best stories they've ever told, most of which will make you glad you have a job that doesn't require you to deliver pizza.
Nudity is free, and there's a tip, too
Fake cash, real sadness
That old, weird, half-naked guy looks familiar
The pizza guy finally gets his revenge!
Free pizza is a crime
Sometimes the pizza delivery girl is just a pizza delivery girl
In which the brain of a young child is forever changed
Talk about a bunch of working stiffs
These guys deliver in rain, shine, sleet, snow, and blood
I'm not about to cry, you're about to cry
It's a shame orthodontists don't deliver
I only eat at pizza places with a greenhouse in the back
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Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist, and is appreciative for the existence of pizza deliverypeople. Follow him to hot pizza: @LeeBreslouer.