Tomato flavor: 5/10 - Weirdly funky, but not in a terrible way. Because the foundation here is a pretzel, there’s a breadiness to the tomato flavor that makes it feel more like a slice in condensed form. A little overly salty, too, but then again, this is America.
Cheese flavor: 9/10 - Very high concentration of cheesy paste in the middle of these things, so the taste is relatively strong. Again, it’s cheddar, but because there’s such a sharpness to it (like the tomato flavor), the overall effect is one that actually vaguely resembles pizza.
Overall: 7/10 - Bready, tomatoey, and cheesy. These guys have the three necessary components of pizza! They don’t have the chemistry quite right, but -- DAMMIT -- they’ve got heart.