Here's what you'll need: at least two cans of Pillsbury Crescent Rolls, a couple packs of string cheese (you can never have too much), and one pack of pepperoni. (Kindly ignore the original recipe's use of turkey pepperoni.)
After you've determined how many rolls you're making, stretch out that number of Crescents. Top each with five pepperonis and half a string cheese stick. Pack your mini slices into neat rolls, and then bake them according to the Pillsbury instructions. In no time at all, you'll open your oven to some jumbo pizza poppers.