21. Confetti Cupcake
Welp, this one actually smells like a cupcake... or a birthday cake... or some other type of cake. Full disclosure here: I am more of a pie guy than a cake guy. When my birthday rolls around, I always tell my friends, “Don’t get me a cake.” Then they usually don’t get me anything and say I’m petty. But I digress. I’m not a huge fan of this, or of cakey, frosting-y taste in general. I’m going to try and be a bit more impartial here and say that if you DO like that kind of taste, this would taste good to you. Harrumph.
20. Red Velvet
What is “red velvet,” exactly? A cursory Googling reveals that Liz Lemon won’t let me into her office anymore. A second Googling reveals that it’s a cake made with buttermilk, cocoa, and red food coloring. And, true to that, this Pop-Tart has a slightly cakier consistency than the other ones. It’s almost spongy! The tart itself is actually red, and the filling looks like cream cheese icing. It’s a decent offering, I’m just still not sure what this whole red velvet thing is.