Movie theater concessions are awesome, but they're also hella expensive. Next time, instead of packing your cargo shorts with everything from CVS before the Grudge Match matinee, try pre-gaming with this bonkers "popcorn cake" by the geniuses at PopSugar.
The madness starts with a big bowl of popcorn, but quickly ups the ante with the addition of boxes upon boxes of movie munchies. Milk Duds, Raisinets, M&M's, Peanut M&M's, Butterfingers, Cracker Jacks, and Reese's Pieces all make the cut -- and are transformed into a cake with the help of some marshmallow glaze. We do have to wonder what happened to the GD Sno-Caps, but regardless, you should go stuff this in your face so you can match Sly and De Niro's paunches during the movie.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.