The Hare Club for Men burger is Bugs Bunny's nightmare

Coming down from his manic Pop-Tart burger phase, the Porn Burger artist known as Mathew Ramsey is going back to basics with a simple, but masterful burger that's as delicious as it is terrifying to the Easter Bunny. The Hare Club for Men begins with a patty made of ground rabbit, dried figs, and dried apricots. That gets popped onto a brioche bun, and then topped with pickled red onion, Abbaye de Belloc cheese, vermouth-braised Anjou pear, and mesclun greens dressed in a Dijon mustard vinaigrette. Between the mesclun and the pear, you're basically eating a salad, so you shouldn't feel too badly about eating Bambi's boy for lunch.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is in the market for a coffee table book of beautiful burgers like this one. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.