The Lolita burger has chip-crusted buns, foie gras, bacon peanut butter

In a move that would no doubt delight Humbert Humbert, and also people who are not confirmed perverts, PornBurger has dropped the Lolita Burger. This burger's beef patty is housed in a potato chip-encrusted bun, with ample foie gras, bacon peanut butter, and port wine-onion jam on top. Lit nerds should get to work preparing one of these wonders, while we all stand by for PornBurger's exponentially more complicated and excessively annotated Pale Fire Burger.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer, and feels her entire career has been building to a burger article with heavy Nabokov references. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.