On your birthday, forget about wishing for your Dad to be unable to lie for 24 hours -- the Birthday Sex burger from PornBurger is here, and it's ready to make your birthday dreams come true.
This festive grass-fed beef burger has got buns made out of savory cakes containing Kalamata olives, Bing cherries, and caramelized onions covered in truffle whipped goat cheese, and is topped with bacon, foie gras mousse, onion jam, freshly grated black truffle, and a balsamic glaze. Now that's a little better than Funfetti, huh?
Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is adding this to his birthday wish list. Read his musings at @adamlapetina.