Everyone can go home, because there's now a pumpkin spice burger
Seeing as we already have pumpkin spice Milanos and marshmallows, another faux-pumpkin food shouldn't faze us in the slightest. But we weren't mentally or bodily prepared for the Pumpkin Spice Fatte, the latest beefy creation by PornBurger.
Before you go conjuring up disgusting images of a patty infused with pumpkin puree, let's break this ingredient list down. The Pumpkin Spice Fatte comes with old favorites like caramelized onions, tomato, cilantro and baby arugula salad, and a coffee-rubbed beef patty on a brioche bun. But then, for an autumn edge, PornBurger added a pumpkin aioli and pumpkin-spiced duck bacon. Eat this next to a pile of leaves/cardigans and you'll easily achieve peak fall.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and prays nightly that pumpkin spice stays out of all Mexican cuisine. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.