Push a button, get a pizza. USA! USA!

Staples has been feeding us the lie that one button can solve all our problems for ages. And while the Easy Button might be an impossible dream, the Push for Pizza button is now a beautiful reality.

Created by a bunch of teen geniuses, the Push for Pizza app completely streamlines the pie-ordering process by boiling it down to one click. After you download the free app off iTunes, you'll be asked to input your payment info, address, and preferred local pizzeria. Then you pick between cheese and pepperoni (suck it, pineapple), and a pizza is on its way. Push for Pizza will save all this data for you so the next time you order, you can literally just press the pizza button once. Tip is even included! Watch the pitch from the founders above, provided you're prepared to feel very old and unaccomplished.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has been waiting for this app all her life. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.