Beyoncé's new album Lemonade just dropped, and with it dropped lines suggesting that husband Jay Z was getting a little sumpin' on the side, possibly with fashion designer Rachel Roy. Rachel Roy is not Rachael Ray, the TV chef behind 30 Minute Meals. But that didn't stop Bey's fans from immediately going after Ray online.
But maybe they're onto something. Maybe Rachael Ray is Jay's mistress. Just check out this mounting evidence.
Proof: Ray cooks caviar, Jay Z raps about it. COINCIDENCE?
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Proof: Oh, she likes hip-hop now? HMMMM.
Proof: Rachael Ray and Rachel Roy have basically the same name, except for those two a's. Also, she's in the Illuminati too, probably.
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Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist, and thinks Jay Z also might have cheated on Bey with Rachel from Friends. Follow him to conspiracy theories: @LeeBreslouer.