There comes a time in every person's life when they're pushed to the limits of sanity. For some people, it's an actual trauma that does it. For me, it was attempting to taste-test all of Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors. After nixing fro-yos, limited-batches, Scoop Shop-onlys, and Target exclusives (which are real things), that still left 41 flavors, which I spent 10 days assessing and evaluating and smearing on my face as I slowly passed into a diabetic stupor. While you all debate in the comments, I'll be over here, subsisting on soup and plain bread until the sugar shakes go away.
41. Red Velvet Cake
It's pretty much just the cheesecake frosting from the real deal made into ice cream form -- you gotta dig for the cake bits and even when they're around, you feel like you're eating straight frosting. This is not ideal unless you're 6 years old and at a dinosaur-themed birthday party.