9. Because now it can be you who is envied while sitting in an outdoor cafe as harried office-workers preparing for sad-desk lunch glare at you and wonder, “Don’t these people have jobs?”
10. You’ll give off the impression that you have your life together enough to take a leisurely lunch break. Fake it 'til you make it.
11. You get to combine the frisson of “I quit!” with the comforting reality of still having a job. You’re going back, but right now you’re freeeeeee.
12. “Happy hour” is a lot of pressure, but nobody is telling you how to feel about lunch. Just be you, with mozzarella sticks.