His experimentation with red velvet isn't anything new (these red velvet cupcakes are filled with Oreos and peanut butter), but the Vulgar Chef is now bridging the gap between sweet and savory with the introduction of these brand-spanking-new red velvet corn dogs. Dusted with powdered sugar, these bad boys were part of an inspired effort to eat state fair, uh, fare -- without having to actually go to one (not that you shouldn't, because they sometimes have chicken & waffle cones at those things).
You can also check out his blueberry pancake-wrapped corn dogs, if you're someone who needs to have breakfast for every meal. We understand you.
Adam Lapetina is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and can't wait until every food is available on a stick. Read his musings on Twitter at @adamlapetina.