Sure, there are a lot of places that make great pizzas, but it takes a special kind of genius to take one of our greatest foods and truly innovate... at Domino's, no less. But Redditor Bamburg did just that when he shared a mind-blowing, different topping-per slice pie with the world on Saturday, and the Internet is still reeling from this tasty work of art.
According to the pizza doctor himself, the slice rundown goes, clockwise: ExtravaganZZa Feast, Bacon Cheeseburger Feast, Wisconsin 6 Cheese, Pacific Veggie, MeatZZa Feast, Philly Cheese Steak, Buffalo Chicken, and Honolulu Hawaiian. (For those of you shamefully not versed in Domino's speak, ExtravaganZZa Feast comes with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and extra cheese. MeatZZa is that minus all the dumb vegetables.)
Mad genius Bamburg says nothing like this is currently on the Domino's menu, but that's nothing a whitehouse.gov petition can't solve. Pizza-hungry masses, unite!
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.